1. I really wish I was at Madison Square Garden right now.
2. Today, I bought my first pair of Doc Martens in 25 years. As a friend noted, I'm going to start 2017 kicking down some doors. Or, as I might say, get the fuck out of my way patriarch.
3. There is a very small, well hidden part of me that secretly enjoys paperwork. Unfortunately she keeps her own schedule and is not receptive to being called upon when needed. Bitch.
What did you learn today?